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At the end of every year, we’re jealous of Bloomberg News’s “Jealousy List,” a list of stories that Bloomberg staffers wish they had published. We’re so jealous that we’re making monthly
lists of our own.
So here are six stories published by other journalists this month that made us envious. Hopefully, our jealousy will lead to your discovery.
This story from CNN delves into the question of how many Puerto Ricans have moved to the mainland U.S. since Hurricane Maria ravaged the island in September. It tries to quantify what some
have described as an exodus. The story is notable for its use of data, finding a creative way to answer an important question and then vigorously reporting both the methodology and the
implications of the findings. But it also lays bare the difficulties that millions of Puerto Ricans — who are U.S. citizens — still face, months after the hurricane passed over the island.
— Anna Maria Barry-Jester, lead health writer
The “rape kit backlog” is a story that’s been widely documented in the past 20 years, and the country is slowly finding ways to correct the problem after years of pressure. This story asks
what happens when the rape kits that have sat for years in an evidence storage building are tested. The answer is, as you can imagine, complicated. I highly recommend reading this one for
its reporting and its distressing details.
— Meena Ganesan, social editor
I was discussing a terrific idea with my FiveThirtyEight colleagues over drinks one night: What if the Miami Marlins’ current fire sale were even worse than the team’s infamous sell-offs of
the past? (Including, most notably, the one it executed after winning the World Series in 1997.) I was excited to get started on the story … until I saw that Ben Lindbergh of The Ringer had
beaten me to the punch. Not only are the Marlins beating their former selves, but you have to go back to the 19th century to find a team that traded away more WAR in an offseason than Miami
did this winter.
— Neil Paine, senior sportswriter
With FOIA-ed emails, Stephanie M. Lee at BuzzFeed documents how Cornell University food researcher Brian Wansink used p-hacking, data dredging and other shoddy research techniques to
“squeeze some blood out of this rock” and turn marginal findings into clickworthy studies and news headlines. As Brian Nosek, executive director of the Center for Open Science, notes in the
story, “This is not science, it is storytelling.” It would be easy to dismiss Wansink as a single sloppy researcher, but he and his methods are a product of an incentive system that rewards
results over rigor — and they serve as a stern cautionary tale.
— Christie Aschwanden, lead science writer
You can typically count on The Pudding for experimental visuals that will make you smile. “Greetings from Mars” does not disappoint. The story about the weather on Mars is told through a
series of animated postcards from the Curiosity rover — the perfect encapsulation of space-race nostalgia and modern-day tech. Once again, The Pudding got me wishing I had thought of it
first.
— Julia Wolfe, visual journalist
This article looks at how three cities — Singapore, London and Stockholm — have installed congestion pricing in their city centers, and how those systems might work or not work in New York.
New Yorkers can think of the city as an exceptional place (I’m guilty of this, too) and forget that lots of other cities are trying to solve the same problem that we are. This piece
continues a really important conversation and does so thoughtfully, so bravo for that.