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http://static.escapistmagazine.com/media/global/movies/player/flowplayer.commercial-3.0.3.swf Yahtzee, of Zero Punctuation fame, is never wrong. In his crosshairs this week is _Resident Evil
5_, a delightful romp through T-Virus-ravaged (or whatever virus it is this time) Africa. You have a partner, a woman named Sheva (not to be confused with Andriy Shevchenko), _who’s totally
useless_. And then there’s the inventory system! Why, God, does an egg take up the same amount of space as a rifle? Why does the body armor _you’re currently wearing_ take up _any space at
all_? You’re wearing it! So many little things wrong with this game, and I’m only at the part right after you ride in the back of a truck and shoot zombies. _Resident Evil 4_ cannot be
topped.